The Presidential Debates are boring.
On the bus, the First Dude is snoring.
In the rear of the rig,
Sarah whispers to Trig,
I'll be back in the news in the morning.

Voices from Main Street:

Limericks unfiltered by the media elite:

from Joe Six-Pack for Obama:

With lefts and rights Palin jabs
Obama/Biden she hopes to nab
Her handlers tells her all facts are true
But her Johnny researches precious few
Next up, the fear mongering gab.

from Speck Backfire:

Believe it, though it seems barely possible:
The next VP could be the last mayor of Wasilla.
You might think it's a joke,
But if old McCain croaks,
She could end up the most powerful boss of all.

From Lizzwill:

That woman gov played by Fey
Gets scarier every day
So lets work for Barack
to give Grampy a shock
and make winky pitbull go 'way.

Thanks to all the ordinary Americans who have been sending limericks. We'll be hearing the voices of other Washington outsiders soon.